Yes, u can has Bybill tranzl…trancela … in werds u no.

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Gen. 2:4-9

Iz how teh skyz an Urfs wur maed, wen Ceiling Cat pwnt.

5 Urfs no can has plantz n treez n catnipz n stuff yet, cuz Ceiling Cat no can maek rainz, but iz ok for kittehs DUNT LYKEZ wetfurz. An ther wuznt ne man to mek farmz n stuf; cuz teh clowds wur al happie an dint feel liek cryin, wich wuz ok to cuz umbrellaz wuznt inventd yet.

Ceiling Cat makez teh rain, but it waz bad idea.

6 But teh fogz caem in liek in Frisco an waterd teh grownd so teh plantz wud be ok wen Ceiling Cat madez dem.7 An Ceiling Cat madez kitteh owt ov teh flore dust, an breathd intew his nawstrils teh bref uv life, wich wuz sorta liek doin cpr on a mudpy, but it wuz al gud.

8 An Ceiling Cat plantz gardun eastwad, in eden; an ther he put teh kitteh he madez. (i dono hows he figurd out it wuz east, cuz ther wuznt no cumpasez yet an no mapz eether.)9 An Ceiling Cat madez evry tre dat iz prity, an gud fur fud; teh tre ov lief wuz in teh gardun to, an teh tre ov teh nawlej ov gud an evul n stuff. man askd Ceiling Cat to makez a kooki tree, an Ceiling Cat madze it. but he eated it. (no 1 had thot of cheezburgr tre yet.)


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What we need is a special session to study it at the Society of Biblical Literature, or at least the Happy Valley Home for the Extremely Silly.

 

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theophany

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And now, for some of Dr. Jim’s kitties:

“Iz no Ceeling Cat”
“Iz so”
“Iznt”
“Iz so, I has a proofs”
“Ha ha, my lojik pwns ur proofs!”
“Nfiddle dummiez!”
“UR dipwitt!”
Concerned Kittizen“Dear Editor, I would like to complain about all the silliness that is going on around here these days…”

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4 Responses to “Yes, u can has Bybill tranzl…trancela … in werds u no.”

  1. Polycarp Says:

    Finally, a Dr. Jim that get cats.

  2. Steve Wiggins Says:

    In my defense, I defer to the Everlasting Cat (hope she’s a good cat!).


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