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Posted on August 31, 2009 at 8:41 am by Dr. Jim
Yes, its Dr. Jack and Rexella Van Impe and their documentary
The Mark of the Beast!!!!!!
Here is the blurb from the website.
It is one of the clearest prophecies of the Bible. It simply says that in the last days no man or woman will be able to buy or sell anything unless they are willing to receive ‘a mark’ in their right hand or forehead.
Yeah, but the texts can’t agree with what that mark it. Some say it is the number 666 but a textual variant puts the number at 616.
… You’ll be amazed to hear about the very latest developments in computer surveillance, spy satellites, implant able microchips, hand-scan machines and global databases.
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Universal product codes now have 666 built into them. You can’t see it (until we show you where to look) but the scanner in your grocery store sees 666 every time…
Now, I do not want to be one of this beast’s marks so I won’t buy the damn thing to see if it has a Universal Product Code on it, but it is tempting! Oh, Satan, your temptations!
Government agencies can listen in on your phone call and track you via satellite anywhere on the planet…within 6 inches…!
International databases now record your every purchase, every transaction, your medical records and… your entire life history…
Electronic border identification systems are being erected to keep out dangerous cult members. The definition being used includes “anyone who believes that the Bible predicts the end of the known world is near…”
You can pay with Paypal. I don’t know if they throw in an extra irony meter to go with the one that just blew up but it might be worth asking.
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August 31, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Maybe the box doesn’t have a UPC (also called a secular humanist product code) but a BAPC (Born Again Procuct Code)
“Electronic border identification systems are being erected to keep out dangerous cult members.”
Since most these lonnies are from the other side (of the 49th parallel) I am in favour of the border systems.
August 31, 2009 at 7:36 pm
I Googled the mark of the beast and it seems NOT to be 666 according to some sources, but rather 6 hundred, three score and 6. Now, those of us who can do basic math without electronic help know that this is mathematically equal to 666, but we all believe in the literal interpretation of the Bible, right? Right?
This means the mark is really a math problem 600 + 3 x 20 + 6 = x. So the antichrist is going to be some demented math teacher who is overdosing on those white board markers. Those who correctly answer the math problem correctly without calculators will be rejected as overqualified as victims. That’s MY interpretation, so there (insert a Bronx Cheer here)!
September 1, 2009 at 7:57 am
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The Revelation art and prophesy posters are very cool! If you are 13, that is. A strange 13. But the multi-headed dragons are scary. Pathetic, actually. I’ll bet they went extinct in a hurry. And the angel blasting knowledge into the foreheads of the happy people gives me an idea for class. All I need is a bright light, some kind of projector. Hmmm.