Mary has come into a condom. Get yer virginity soap ready.

Found this picture on Bay of Fundy, a great little blog. BoF got it from The Far Left Side, which is also more than worth bookmarking. BoF thought it looked “Like a virgin”, but I’m not so sure. Well, whatever turns you on, I guess.

Of course, its easier for things to get erected when you have the proper books and novelties, and a good reading light.

Actually, this post is kind of making feel, well, soiled.

Nicked this cartoon from Nick who complained that
one of my posts (see comment 1) was too confusing.
You can make the image bigger by playing with it. Just
press its button.

And to do all that spiritual scrubbing, this is what you need:

SKIN WHITENING: That’s right, when become a virgin for Jesus, you also become caucasian ice cream (see first pic)!

Ok, this is getting really silly. And prurient. And …  oh, screw it. Here’s another Mary, the result of all those centuries of Christian obsession with the hymen of Jesus’ mom.

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