The Evil that Lurks Within: The Soul of Cats Revealed
Posted on October 9, 2009 at 8:50 am by Dr. Jim
Special supernatural entity detectors have allowed paranormal researchers to “photograph” the aura, or soul, the common house cat. The breakthrough gives a startling look into the true nature of the familiar moggie, and produces some disturbing conclusion about what the little rascals might actually be thinking behind all the purring, string chasing, snoozing, cuddling, shedding and hair-ball horking.
Miss Fluffykins, photographed at her mid-morning snack. Notice the cute, “Please, may I have some more?” look.
What did the detectors detect? SHOCKING EVIDENCE BELOW THE BREAK!
Miss Fluffykins, photographed through the brand new “Essensizer” detector, on her way to a bowl full of Kittie Crunchies. Imagine what it would be like had the researchers opened a can of gushy food!
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October 9, 2009 at 2:00 pm
ghastly. what evil lurks in those vicious soul crushing vile eyes…
August 7, 2010 at 9:49 am
Been browsing your blog. Such a lot of ire expended on those perhaps under trained, under artistically talented, and underfunded. On those feeling nekked as a jaybird in the wind, but with a conviction that ” in the beginning God created.”
If they are fools its a lot of hot air being wasted.
If they aren’t very good at arguing their case, but God is indeed around, it’s something else again.