DR. JIM'S THINKING SHOP & TEA ROOM

Well, its Friday, I’ve just about survived the cold, swine flu, or whatever the hell it was that was trying to kill me for the past 10 days or so, and so, I’m back to my old tricks, and its time for some good old smut and opinions here on the Thinkings Shop!

How about Carrie Prejean, eh? You shoot your mouth off about good old ungay family values and get pitched from a nice, family oriented body-rating contest, sue the jerks and next thing you know your home videos of you skronking yourself show up and you have to abandon the suit. And then you are off the bill of some Religiously Right function in New Jersey.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Carrie Prejean!
Of course, abandoning her suits, dresses and most other items of attire sort of comes naturally to her, doesn’t it?

Carrie modelling halloween costumes.

Carrie. At least mostly clothed. No telling where her hands are, though.

From TMZ.com

Now, I wonder what Bill and George’s excellent adventure was. Did it involve Ms. Prejean? Was there any Whippanying going on? Wait a while, the tapes are likely to surface soon enough!

Anyhoo, it seems that Prejean was suing the Miss California USA Pageant that dumped her for mor than a million bucks after he ant-gay marriage remarks, but then a tape magically appeared of Prejean enjoying her own company. TMZ reports that the movie is pretty racy, but the buggers haven’t posted it so you will have to use your imagination (presumably she was, too).

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let’s just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.

We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing.

Oh well. Shit happens.

But really, how the hell did the pageant’s lawyers get the darn tape? And why can’t I have a copy? How many did Prejean distribute? Was it an ex-boyfriend out for revenge, and decided to give the tape to the lawyers? If so, will he be selling it to the highest bidders? Inquiring perverts want to know!

From Zaius Nation blog.

Another report has it that Prejean denied that it was her on the tape until the lawyer zoomed in on her face (no report on what was zooming in on before).

Now, Prejean was supposed to appear (in clothes, presumably) at an anti-Gay Defenders of the Family function in Whippany N. J. She is no longer appearing, clothed or otherwise. No word on who dumped who.

Well, there is a biblical way of understanding Prejean’s undoing and her various doings…

“Why do you strain at the gay in your neighbour’s bed and ignore the unreimbursed boobjob,  dildo, and camera, in your own!”

Carrie, reading the operating manual.

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In related news: It would seem that it’s a tough world, that of the beauty queen. This according to the Huffington Post via Jim West, who has probably been beat up by many women. H.P. reports how Miss England, Rachel Christie, recently got into a brawl in a bar with another pageant winner, Miss Manchester, Sara Beverley Jones. Christie lost her crown and has withdrawn from another pageant. No word on who won the fight, or if Jones is now Miss England.

Photo from UK Today News

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In related news: Researchers at Duke University in North Carolina are undertaking a study on sex toys. Again, I found out about this from Jim West, the purient little weirdo that he is… The main story comes from the paper, the News Observer.

For much of October, researchers recruited female Duke students to take part in a “sexually explicit” study on Tupperware-style parties in which sex toys, not kitchenware, are the draw.

The ads, which were posted around campus and on a research study Web site, sought female students at least 18 years old to “view sex toys and engage in sexually explicit conversation with other female Duke students.”

Needless to say, this has got some folks a little hot under the clerical collar. Father Joe Vetter is particularly steamy.

“I’m concerned about promiscuity also,” Vetter said. “And to be honest, I don’t have the solution. … My concern is these students are in this developmental phase, and I don’t think it’s a good developmental practice to just tell somebody to just sit around and masturbate. I don’t think that promotes relationships.”

Vetter hopes to take up the topic on Sunday with students. He wrote for the Sunday bulletin: “Can We Talk About Sex in Church?”

Well, if people starting having sex in church they would probably be asked to leave. You can’t please some people!

Well, talking about sex in church sounds like fun, doesn’t it? And given the number of Catholic clergy that do more than talk about sex, in church or other places, one wonders what the hell Vetter hopes to accomplish other than the get the thrill of talking about forbidden fruit in church. The Catholic church is chockfull of clerical prejeaners, some with cameras and some not. Given their enforced celibacy, the coverups of sex scandals, anti-safe sex policies and their obsessiveness with other people’s bedroom, the virginity of Mary, Jesus and who knows who else, why the hell should anyone listen to what Vetter has to say about anything. Let him stew in his own “Covenant Spice” juices.

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