Dr. Jim’s Thinking Shop: Deluxe Windbaggery Our Speciality!
Posted on November 29, 2009 at 10:06 am by Dr. Jim
Got a comment a couple days ago from a certain Mr/Mrs/Ms. “Anonymous” to a post I made on April 19 telling me I’m a windbag. Good to see Anon. is a regular reader!
It was actually a damn good little post. Too bad it took 8 months for anyone to actually read it! Basically the post was about a lengthy exchange I was having with some Christians in the local newspaper. At one point I was called a “militant” atheist. So my post was reporting on my just-published reply. Here is that with one of theattention grabbing, crusading pictures I found so I can wallow in my militant glory.
Andrew Joosse calls me “militant” for criticizing religion. Militant people carry guns and throw bombs. I wrote to my local newspaper. Luckily, I didn’t use upper-case letters for emphasis or Lethbridge might get a reputation as a terrorist haven.

A gun shop, perhaps the one from where the noted militant, Dr. Jim,
bought his deadly lap-top that has been striking common sense into the
sleepy town of Lethbridge .
My views are said to confirm Augustine’s claim that Christians do not base belief on reason but rather believe in order to understand. OK, so Augustine was happy with a circular argument and a bit of special pleading that seemingly protects his views from criticism and self-doubt. I’m glad Mr. Joosse and I had the opportunity to clear that up.
I do not question many Christians’ charitable nature or work for world peace but the same can be said of Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Wiccans, agnostics, and atheists. My real point is that religions get undeserved preferential treatment. For example, organized religions enjoy special laws allowing them to issue tax receipts for donations, regardless of whether the money is put to any real humanitarian end. This is unfairly denied to other groups.
To illustrate the Christian sense of “true religion”, Mr. Joosse employs a verse from the biblical prophet Micah that advocates doing justice and humbly walking with one’s god. We get a different perspective on it if we flip ahead several pages in the Bible to the prophet Malachi, who accuses poverty stricken Judeans of stealing from God by skimping on their tithes, offerings and sacrifices to the temple. Some biblical passages are simply timeless.
After this, I tore into another letter (by Brock Schuler) to the same editor that cried a few crocodile tears for the atheists who don’t know what they are missing and declaring that religion is inherently valuable. Oh yeah, he added that atheists are just bitter.
I find it unfortunate when people refer to faith in derogatory ways when it has so much to offer. Faith provides foundations for morals and gives hope.
…I feel sorry for the naturalist / secularlist / scientist that has nothing to believe in. I find belief in God essential for my personal and spiritual development, even my intellectual development.
So I challenged him on a few points. Anyway, here is what Mr/Mrs/Ms. “Anonymous” has to say 8 months later in the comments:
You are a windbag. You’re an arrogant fool who likes attention and the idea that he is somehow a crusader for truth and liberty. I’m not a christian and to me you look ridiculous. Stop embarassing yourself.
Well, I suppose one way to not embarrass myself is to post insults anonymously, but what would that achieve? Of course, Anon is keeping his/her name out of circulation simply out of modesty. We must not assume that this is just a surf-by insult. No, Anon is too dignified to stoop to that.
OK, so some uber-modest self-professed non-Christian jackass (I’ll bet he is a Christian, though, and is lying through his freakin’ teeth) thinks I’m embarrassing myself by stating my opinion. Well la-de-da. Why the fuck is it any concern or hers? At least in my original post I was attacking ideas, not just hurling insults. If our nameless dipwit can’t see the point of satire on the internet perhaps there is a rock he can find that needs crawling under.
And now, back to regular programming, militant crusading.









November 29, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Why insult anonymously? The whole point is to let everyone in on the fun, after all.
And it’s hard to be militant in Canada, isn’t it? Gun ownership is quite restricted, I hear.
Re: the last photo: Girls, guns, and Freudian imagery. Something for everyone!
November 29, 2009 at 12:29 pm
We aim to please, not appease!
November 29, 2009 at 12:39 pm
although not atheist myself, I think that atheists DO have something to believe in: science, academia and the pursuit of truth. Just because they don’t follow the sky god the christians believe in, doesn’t make them amoral. In fact, the majority, not all, but most of the christians I have met have looser morals than most atheists I’ve met. And if we want to get on the topic of god being necessary for intellectual development, I would like to know where exactly the intelligence is in believing that there is a man in the sky who controls everything? If we were to consider this idea without having had thousands of years of religious history behind us, would it really sound rational?
To quote the late great George Carlin:
“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!
But He loves you.”
Besides, does Anon not realize that Crusaders were christian, not atheist?? LOL
November 29, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I think Mr./Mrs./Ms/etc. Anon. really likes you! When he/she/it says “I’m not a christian and to me you look ridiculous. Stop embarassing yourself”, the person is really showing human (I almost typed Christian) compassion for you! What a nice sentiment, just in time for the holidays too!
If you ever find the person’s address, you should send him/her/it an autographed ‘Dr. Jim’s Thinking Shop’ tea cup.
November 29, 2009 at 7:01 pm
oh- if you ever go to cafepress.com and set up a tea shop shop with your cool logo on mugs i’ll definitely get one!
November 29, 2009 at 7:33 pm
I had about 20 made up for christmas prezzies a couple of years ago and for use in my office. Alas, a few broke and a few faded and a few are stained.
November 29, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Please continue to embarrass yourself. We live for your delightfully deluxe windbaggery – all three of us! As well as all your millions of devoted minions.