Why Jim West Quit the Army
Posted on November 9, 2009 at 5:40 am by Dr. Jim
He is really a rather patriotic guy, but this video will explain everything:
Ohhhh, right in the Zwinglis! That’ll leave a mark.
Anyway, that was also the start of cannonical criticism, for those of you interested in the history of hertenman’ neuts.
They tried pinning a Purple Heart on him but he kept flinching so they said they were going to “discharge” him. He flinched again…
November 9, 2009 at 8:29 am
LOL!
November 9, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Listening to that Marine’s “filthy” language (one of the several videos you attached) calls to mind my ex husbands experience in the Marshall Islands (late 50s/early 60s ?). He was a young soldier assigned to take care of the micro wave station on one of the smallest islands while the US tested (nuking a whole island of natives in the process) the weapons.
Point is the language. When he later wrote a screen play about the time there, literally everyother word was F–k. Hard on the ears. He said, “Oh I cleaned it up. It was much worse”
November 9, 2009 at 7:41 pm
To paraphrase a British dude:
Cannon to right of him,
Cannon to left of him,
Cannon into the crotch of him.
Damn Newton’s 3rd law and momentum conservation! Take that you arts majors!
Shoulda studied PHYSICS!!!!!!
November 9, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Could’ve just learned to get out of the way…
November 10, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Anyone who knows anything about cannons doesn’t think that video is funny. That guy almost certainly died.
What would be funny is seeing the gun commander and/or safety officer papercutted to death for this. That would be both hilarious and just.
November 10, 2009 at 3:16 pm
ok i dont think papercutted is a real word.
November 11, 2009 at 7:09 pm
In the interwebs anything that is used in a sentence is so a word.
November 11, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Well, I’m just gibbelteegorfed, but I guess I is right.