Tiger Woods’ New SUV

Now that all the uproar of his poor driving skills while under the influence of pure lust and stupidity has died down, and having lost all his endorsements, wrecked his vehicle, and had his wife run off in the golf-cart back to her mom’s, Tiger Woods has announced his new ride for the upcoming Golf season. It’s an economical, full-time 4×4 that is environmentally friendly, helps keep the fairways properly mowed and fertilized, has some steel reinforced safety features, and helps the the great golfer express his true nature.