Will Resurrect to Suit Tenant

9 Responses to “Will Resurrect to Suit Tenant”

1. bobcargill Says:
   March 8, 2010 at 5:59 pm

   ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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2. Qohelet Says:
   March 8, 2010 at 6:13 pm

   Hah! Good find.

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3. Steve Wiggins Says:
   March 9, 2010 at 6:26 am

   I wonder what the terms on that lease are? I’ve been told that by leasing sometimes you actually have to pay more…

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4. Rob Crompton Says:
   March 9, 2010 at 1:09 pm

   It’s the way we methodists have always done it. The annual Covenant Service contains the words: “Today, therefore, we meet expressly, as generations of our fathers have met, to renew the Covenant which bound them, and binds us, to God.”

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   • Dr. Jim Says:
     March 9, 2010 at 4:31 pm

     Is there a buy out option?

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5. Al Says:
   March 10, 2010 at 9:11 pm

   Leasing makes much more sense economically. Deities, like people tned to not stay bought.

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6. John Shuck Says:
   April 22, 2010 at 10:17 am

   Thanks for this! Borrowed it. Now I am in debt. What happens if you borrow a god and don’t make the payments?

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7. Rob Crompton Says:
   April 22, 2010 at 10:50 am

   Hey, John, I’ve just realised the answer to the age-old question, ‘Where is god in all of this?’
   He’s been repossessed! Obvious, isn’t it?

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8. Dr. Jim Says:
   April 22, 2010 at 3:59 pm

   “What happens if you borrow a god and don’t make the payments?”

   Why, representatives of the Godfather pay you a little visit…

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