I Don’t Always Mock Chuck Norris…
Posted on February 25, 2012 at 1:29 pm by Dr. Jim
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Posted on February 25, 2012 at 1:29 pm by Dr. Jim
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February 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm
A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man’s blindness. Unfortunately, the first and last thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
February 25, 2012 at 5:00 pm
No? I *always* mock Chuck Norris. He’s a douchebag with some choreographed dancer’s moves. He’s never landed a punch IRL. Even the WWE refused to take him because he failed to meet their standards for acting. He’s just pathetic as an actual human being.
February 25, 2012 at 5:46 pm
No kidding! If I had any skills with computers and photo software, I’d make one of those progress of human evolution charts that leads up to modern humans, but has an offshoot back in the pre-human stage that turns around and regresses from ape to a lobotomized pre-monkey then Chuck.
March 2, 2012 at 8:24 pm
Fall down before Him, you couch potatoes.
http://lolympics.com/files/images/motivational-poster-evolution-01.jpg
March 20, 2012 at 6:37 am
Something worth mocking:
“…Lastly, work to install a Bible curriculum into your public school districts across the country.”
http://www.wnd.com/2011/03/274685/