What’s the difference between Jesus and a G-spot?

I suspect it has something to do with accusations of finding one or the other and faking “Oh God” experiences. Or something like that. Anyway,  if you read Ian’s blog, Irreducible Complexity, you might just find out just who is coming when.

And what is it with Stalin’s Moustache posting smut and debauchery at the second (fourth?) coming of the The Bored Blogger Who Shall Not be Named and his new blog (after he swore up and down only a few weeks ago that he had abandoned blogdom)? Roland the Boer (not Bore or Boor) posts this:

Lisa Lazarus. Bet she has a Jesus.

Trying to nick my market share for debauchery on the Bible blogs, he is. Rotten Stalinist. We will have nun of that!

Elisabetta Ca(r)nalis in Virgin Territory.

Well, where the hell did he go?

Of course, we are all thinking “Where’s he at?” and we all know who we are talking about. Well, he has been found. All this stuff about deleting blogs… all a coverup. It is revealed after the break.

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Slinky Bible Babes, Part II!

A few months ago, I didn’t get a post into either the Carnival of the Godless or the Biblioblogger’s Carnival, and so I made my own little “Carnival”. In answer to objections from some of the riff-raff fans of the site (note that I did NOT mention the name of JOHN VOKEY), it was a Carnival of Slinky Bible Babes. Of course, I did not find a post about EVERY woman to get a mention in the Bible and be represented by the motion picture and pin-up industry, so there were some further complaints about omissions. Its about time to address that in a positive way.

So here is PART II of  Slinky Bible Babes!

And this is also in consolation for me dropping out out the Bibliobloggers Top 10. I’m #11.

So let’s have some thematically appropriate Slinky Jazz Babe Music to start!

SO HERE ARE THE
SLINKY BIBLE BABES, Batch the Second

RUTH

So, lets start all nice and rural with some ancient Israelite (and Moabite) farm girls. The biblical story of Ruth and Naomi is a heart warming tale with some interesting innuendos that are usually lost in translation for the faithful. Anyway, for the uninitiated, the book of Ruth is about a widow, Naomi, and her equally widowed daughter-in-law, Ruth and how the latter gets herself a new man.

Elana Eden as Ruth in the 1960 film, The Story of Ruth.

When Ruth finds her hard-workin macho-man, she curls up when he is sleeping off a hard day harvesting and this is the scene that the “The story of Ruth” omits. Matt Page, in his excellent blog Bible Films, comments that of the four films of Ruth that he knows of, two were made for children. As Page puts it:

That would also explain the only glaring omission from the story – the episode where Ruth “sleeps at the feet” of Boaz. Many scholars consider this to be a euphemism, and I suppose that even taken literally it is hardly the kind of thing a Sunday School teacher wants to encourage her class to do. It’s a shame though that of only four films about Ruth, half of them are for children, and one is so old that the emotional/relational/sexual implications of this scene are unexplored.

Wenzel Bible (14th century), from ronalddecker.com

Anyway, we are all adults here, or at least will be one day if nothing goes terribly wrong, so just take it for granted that the above picture is probably not quite what the biblical writer was talking about. Here is Elana Eden again. Use your imagination. I know I have.

Elana Eden
Elana Eden Pictures

Esther is another of the rare biblical books with a female lead character. The book is a nice little fiction, telling how an even nicer Jewish girl marries the King of Persia and then saves her people from a plot by the mean, nasty, cruel and rotten Haman to kill them all.

Tiffany Dupont in “One Night with the King” (2005).

There have been a number of Esther movies. Again, Matt Page has the details.

Louise Lombard (1999) TV movie.

From Film Noir Photos

Joan Collins in Esther and the King (1960).

Well, lets flip back to Genesis. Eve was (un)covered in part 1, and Potiphar’s wife was uncovering Joseph as well, but there are other ladies. For example:

SARAH

Jacqueline Bisset as Sarah in “In the Beginning” (2000)

Mrs Abraham must be hard to cast for film makers. On the one hand, she is supposed to be very beautiful. On the other hand, she is supposed to be around 100 years old before the story really begins. Jacquelline Bisset is probably as good a compromise as can be done! Sarah’s daughter in law (Mrs. Isaac) gets some mention in Genesis, and some attention from the film industry.

REBECCA

Rachel Stirling as Rebecca. "In the Beginning"

Now then, Rebecca had two daughters in law married to her kid Jacob, but that’s ok, because the two girls were sisters. It was their dad’s fault. Not that the girls got along all that well. As Rabbi Waskow puts it, “Listen to the text: their struggle is so tense that Rachel says, ” ‘With Godlike wrestlings have I wrestled with my sister, and have prevailed’”

I got lazy trying to find movie stills of them. So here is probably what is going through your mind as represented by the art of interpretative puppetry.

I know, I posted it before, but it is one of my favourite Muppet skits.

Ok, lets have a few more.

How about a Mary! (Magdalene, that is!)

Maria Grazia Cucinotta as M. M. in the italian film released in the US as Mary Magdalene. The picture above is low resolution, so here she is again, somewhat less biblical. You can just google-image her name to check out more of her talents…

http://www.lovefilm.com/film/Bible-Mary-Magdelene/56453/

THE QUEEN OF HEAVEN

Ah, the Queen of Heaven! Either the Virgin Mary or some pagan goddess. The latter’s worship really pissed off Jeremiah.

The Queen of Heaven  was worshipped in the Temple. And anywhere else she went.  At least, she expected to be.
moar funny pictures

And while we are on the topic of Diva Demonic, here is the
THE WHORE OF BABYLON

http://libraridan.wordpress.com/2008/03/

Fritz Lang’s 1927 Metropolis. Brigitte Helm as the Maschinenmenche / False Mary, dancing as the Whore of Babylon.

Part III to be posted when I get around to it!

I’m the #1 Biblioblogger too! Three Cheers for Slinky Jazz Babes

James McGrath has got a solution to the recent kerfuffle over who is the top blogger. We are all #1!  He has started a memee thingee.

“What search brings you up in first place? The rules of the meme are (1) no quotation marks, (2) the search term cannot include your name or the name of your blog.”

He claims to be the top on Google searches for Corpulent Pachyderms.

Well, he tagged me, and I am proud (or should I be ashamed?) to say that I am #1 on Google for

SLINKY JAZZ BABE

In fact, I’m in the first few spots, and the next non-thinking shop site with the search term is to my profile on I Can Has  Cheeseburger and my posting of a SLB lolcat.

So, to celebrate, here is Tierney Sutton!

I heard a track off the most recent Tierney Sutton Band on CKUA or CBC over Christmas. The album is called “Desire”. I picked it up in Edmonton and it is available on itunes. She has a number of other albums, too, but this is the only one I’ve heard.

Rock-em-Sockem Bible Bloggers! Comments on Secular Biblical Scholarship and the Loftus-West Kaffufle

Since starting to grade essays and exams a few weeks ago, then doing the usual holiday visiting rounds, loafing, over eating, over drinking, and shovelling tons of snow, I’ve haven’t been blogging much, my Alexa rating has fallen dramatically, I’m no longer in the top bazzilion, and I haven’t even been reading blogs much of late.

BUT I’M BACK NOW!
(more or less)

It seems that a bit of kaffufle has broken out between John Loftus of Debunking Christianity fame and Jim West of Jim West fame about the basic character, intelligence, integrity, education, and biblioblogging credentials of each other. Loads of comments have been made and a few other bloggers have jumped in, and a lot of unpleasantness has hit the fan. In the process, my name has come up a few times so I thought I would offer some rather rambling comments on the whole sordid mess. I’m a bit amused by some of what has transpired, and bored by some other bits. But I’m actually mad as hell about some of it, too. Still, I will try to be diplomatic Canadian about it.

I don’t really know where it all started, but I think there is a long backstory. On the one hand, Loftus recently says that West hasn’t got a real degree (Dec. 29), he could well be idiot of the year (Dec. 29) and that West has been smacked down (Dec 29) by Loftus’ new-found high standing on the Alexa rankings. He claims that his ascent up Alexa’s rankings that put him ahead of almost every other Biblioblogger led to the demise of the monthly rankings posted at the Top 50 Bibliobloggers.


On the other hand, West has noted the likeness of John Loftus to Ronald Regan (Dec. 28), and has apparently found Loftus going into Walmart on the People of Walmart site. Now, this might all be fun and games if directed at someone West actually gets along with (despite disagreements on any particular scholarly or philosophical point). It is a little game lots of people in the what-ever-the-hell-the-biblioblogging-community-is plays (including yours truly). Its been directed at me with no insult taken, and its something I’ve dished out, with all kind intents. When directed at someone one does NOT get along with or respect, however, the humor just gets lost in the nasty. Anyway, that’s the way it strikes me. It really adds nothing to the conversation (such as it was) and it probably sends mixed messages to other people. When West plays the game with others, is he just provoking a good natured retaliation in fun or is he just being rude there to?

On the third hand, Joel Watts, the true Mind behind the Church of Jesus Christ, jumped into the fray on the 29th, declaring that Loftus is not a biblioblogger and really shouldn’t be attacking West.

Well, I think Loftus is a complete and utter, well, no, I’ll take the high road. I think that as a biblioblogger (Yes, I am), and the current and reigning number 2, and pretty humbly proud of those things, an attack on one biblioblogger by a, whatever Loftus is, is an attack on us all. Regardless if you like Dr. West or not, he is a biblioblogger and a believer, and frankly, well, what Loftus is doing, is just wrong, stupid, and childish (again, no offense to the children who act better than Loftus). This is not the ‘lesser of two evils’ trick, but an honest to goodness and sincere motivation to stand with fellow bibliobloggers.

Loftus responds with his conspiracy theory in a few other posts (here 29th, here and here, Dec. 30). I really don’t know where Loftus gets the idea that the abandonment of the monthly completely for fun rankings was a plot to disassociate him from the ranks of other folks who blog about the Bible. I don’t think it is really justified. There have been complaints about the ranking system since I started paying attention to it all this past summer with other complaining that the first bunch of complainers were just taking things too darn seriously.

There have been tons of comments on these posts by  Loftus, West, McGrath, Watts, Avalos, and others, including Stephanie Fisher (who, as a cat lover, is simply beyond reproach). At some point, someone called someone else a poo-poo head, and it got ugly. Maybe we need a distraction.

My name came up in Polycarp’s (aka Joel Watt’s) post, so I thought I would chime in. First of all, I appreciate Joel’s point that I’m not really out to destroy the SBL, despite his posted claims to the contrary. Good fun is good fun, and I’ve sent a bit down his way, too. As to whether who is, or is not a “biblioblogger” I don’t really give a damn. In a post on Loftus’ blog, Hector Avalos has weighed in on the question and I agree with his conclusion:

Ultimately, the “guild” of self-described bibliobloggers will have to decide on the definition and qualifications of bibliobloggers. What I argue here is that the discussion so far seems based on applying unclear or inconsistent criteria for who counts as a “true” biblioblogger. It seems very much like a sectarian war or a war between heresy (secularism) and Christian/biblical “orthodoxy.”

Beyond that, not much more needs be said except that most of the time I blog about the Bible it is in the context of laughing at a creationist or posting pictures of barely dressed actresses from Bible movies, e.g.:

Susan Hayward in the 1950's "David and Bathsheba". She did not play David.

In the light of this, I don’t intend this to get at all personal but I find Watt’s description of me a bit “interesting”, to say the least. He writes:  ”but honestly, even as an atheist, he is a bible scholar and thus a biblioblogger”.  ”Even as an atheist”?  How odd! In one of the first comments on Watt’s post, Bitsy Griffin asks why an atheist would want to be a biblical scholar. How very odd!

Why shouldn’t an atheist be a biblical scholar, and why should there be language like “even as an atheist…” as if that makes the attaining of academic credentials, positions or publication deals seem somehow irregular?

Atheists can study the Vedas in depth, Confucianism, the formation of the Talmud, LDS history, the Waco fiasco, scientology, the meso-American human sacrifice cults, Babylonian and Norse religions, “Cargo” cults, and a bazzilion other religious traditions, ideas, events and productions. Why is it so weird that we would want an explanation for the Bible that does not depend upon according it some kind of special status as divine, or even particularly insightful book?  To understand humanity requires understanding religion. Why should an atheist try to understand the Bible, Christianity, and related things as human productions? Simply because they are  there.

THADGUY COMICS ROCK!

I would enthusiastically agree with Loftus (and Dawkins, Hitchens, Dennett et. al.) that the privileged social position of the religion should be challenged. With Avalos and a number of others, I’m sure that the academic study of the Bible should be directed away from its theological nursery and be firmly located within the secular study of every other cultural product. I also think that this is a goal worth doing something about, even if it means a major shakeup in scholarly organizations like the Society of Biblical Literature. The privileged social position of religion (and especially Christianity) in the SBL is such that even though for the most part the society is secular, one does not often openly speak about being secular, or criticize academic work that seems compromised by theological or confessional biases. It seems embarrassed by its own nature. This needs addressing as does the idea that it is odd or exceptional that fully secularlized folk might want to study the Bible.

Still, I don’t think the SBL’s scholarly auspices are the right place for fighting the fight against religion in general.  That being said, the SBL should not be “neutral ground” on which any discourse about the Bible is championed, but “secular ground” which admits no deity as influencing human affairs and products. That is rather different territory than that which hosts atheist rallies, though. I think this is the position shared with the majority of the two dozen or so SBL members who have signed up with the movement to redirect the SBL to a more fully secular point of view (But I don’t think it is shared by all).

(I’ve been meaning to post these kitties for ages…)

Let me say something I’ve said often times before. Despite my rather strong atheism, I don’t think that people who do subscribe to religious ideas are necessarily stupid or can have nothing to offer the secular study of the Bible or religion in general. On the contrary, I would defend the integrity of many religious folks in the SBL as competent scholars. I would like to have the favour returned.

I hardly agree with Loftus that West deserves idiot of the year accolades (my vote goes for a certain vice presidential candidate). But besides his rather not-funny photo-pun of Loftus as Reagan and a Walmart customer, Jim West has also made a few rather insulting posts about atheists in general.  Besides quoting some famous non-atheists, West adds his own commentary:

Calvin on the insanity of atheism (Dec. 29)

Well said, John.  Atheism is insanity.  Hence, there’s no more point in arguing with (or even discussing things with) an atheist than there is in walking into an insane asylum and attempting to carry on a lucid conversation with persons utterly devoid of the gift of lucidity.

I can do this forever. It’s actually kind of fun. Christian literature is packed with denunciations of the foolishness of atheism. It’s only the simpering postmodern afraid of her own shadow who is fearful of calling a spade a spade and entering the fray; who practices a sort of ‘Chamberlain-ian appeasement’ towards radical atheists that’s both unbecoming and unnecessary.

Joseph Addison on Atheists (Dec 30):

Poking fun at atheists: free! Making atheists mad: easy!  Conducting discourse or conversation with atheists: pointless. Depicting atheists as animals wandering in a pasture… priceless!

Well, whoopdee fucking doo! I wonder what would happen to my status as a “Biblioblogger” or even as and academic if I posted similar things about religious people? But really, are ALL religious people incompetent idiots or outright lunatics with whom intelligent conversation is impossible? No. Does West really think that no atheist can be worth talking too? He sure seems to. Is Jim West worth talking to?

A few months ago, when the Secular Criticism of the Bible group was in its very early “lets talk about it” stage on this blog, I commented on the absurd blither from an SBL member Rick Wadholm, who couldn’t see how anyone could be non-religious about anything.  If West really thinks that no atheist is worth talking to than he is as bad as Wadholm. And since I enjoyed a rather nice chat over coffee with him at SBL, I’m now wondering just where he stands on a whole lot of things.

Maybe in Atlanta in 2010 I will try to glean a few edible bunches of academic fodder from wandering in the book display pasture and he can mock me from a distance, but why shouldn’t I put him on my Don’t Talk to These People at the Next SBL Meeting Even If  They Say “Hello” list? No point having him get some cheap giggles out of pretending to take me seriously. Hiding behind the rhetoric and bombast of a bunch of dead theists or even the Bible might be fun, but it is a stupid cheap shot.

Claims that non-belivers have no understanding is just part of the self-serving veil of mystique religions weave for themselves. It is part of the construction of religion that is quite fittingly an important, and hardly impossible, topic of scholarly investigation. Is it scholarly to gloat at those who believe in the now-exposed man behind the curtain? No, I don’t think so. But it is hardly scholarly to insult to rule out any contribution by those who call attention to the curtain in the first place.

A Do-It Myself Carnival of Godlessness

I have no idea why the Carnival of the Godless fizzled. The last one at the start of November was very short, and then there has been nothing. Alas.

So here are some of my favourite godless and less-gods-the better-posts from folks on my blogroll over the last little while!

Destination 360

I can be teh Karnibble Kween?
moar funny pictures

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One Minion’s Opinion reminisces about a favourite childhood show, a bit of sentimentality brought about by ChristWire’s very rational, serious and not at all satirical essay on the fact that God hates the homo-Smurfs (and so should you), and there was only one lady Smurf.

Oh, but Christwire isn’t actually freaking out about homosexual smurfs. They’re getting their freak on about how the sultry Smurfette is the only chick in a land of men. (Sic throughout – FYI: homonyms only sound homosexual, dear deer reed readers…)

My dear White Christian American friends, I am hear [sic - here] today to alert the God-fearing American public of yet another subversive attempt of the homo-infested Hollywood to further promote the homo-gay agenda. Homowood is resurrecting this 1980`s television series that was riddled with homogay undertones and, just as horrible, was targeted at none other than CHILDREN!

Methinks Minion became a Poe*-Smurf, but she did discover that there has been talk of  a Smurf movie out in 2011.

I never could stand those little blue buggers (and buggerette).

Apocalypse Smurfs. See, they missed the Rapture.

* Poe’s Law: “Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won’t mistake for the real thing.”

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Michael Fridman is A Nadder, a great godless site, and he is a very good Bible Blogger too. He has blogged his way right through Job, and more recently has turned his attention to 1 Samuel with a little post called A Real Biblical Marriage (1 Samuel 1).

Now that I’ve finished blogging through the entire book of Job, time to start another book of the Bible. Samuel is the next logical choice — it’s my favourite book because it is most like a novel. There’s a definite, coherent plot, it’s structured quite well and rather than copious amounts of law or poetic rambling we are treated to a true masterpiece of narrative fiction.

The Brick Testament. Scandinavian Theology at its best!

However YHWH is a petty tribal god and can be bought with gifts. In her pain, Hannah makes a vow that if she gets pregnant with a male child (otherwise what’s the point?!) she’ll dedicate the son to YHWH and make sure he never cuts his hair (ie. she’ll make him a Nazirite according to the laws in Numbers 6). This sounds good to the good God, since he will now get to keep the boy for life.

I don’t know how many other bibliobloggers have him on their blogrolls, but he is very perceptive and entertaining. Here is the link to his Blogging the Bible series.

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From Wikimedia

Bay of Fundie has a great continuing series describing his madcap adventure is stupid-land attending a “Darwin was wrong” seminar.

Uncyclopedia

Here is Part Five!

If you’re going to lie, lie big! “[S]cience is debunking every aspect of Darwin’s hypothesis[!]”

That’s what’s great about living in a fantasy world. You can wave your hands and all of your problems go away. Evolution: *Poof!* It’s gone. Atheists: *Poof!* They’re gone. The Establishment Clause: *Poof!* It’s gone.

Meanwhile, back on Earth, evolution is stronger than ever, there are more atheists than ever, and the Separation Clause… Umm… It’s actually looking a little faint. Damn!! Their magic really does work! Quick! Somebody nominate some Supreme Court justices!


The Sensuous Curmudeon turns the heat up on the Discoveroids of the Discovery Institution for their pissant take on “Climategate”.

It began here: Thrilled About ClimateGate, but the Discoveroids couldn’t control themselves. Matters swiftly escalated to this: The Mask Falls Away. (Hey, that one post got almost 9,000 hits so far.) That’s where we identified the “vindication of all kooks” doctrine — which holds that if the legitimate views of global warming skeptics had been wrongly suppressed, then all science dissent has been similarly mistreated, and therefore the science-denial of creationism is now respectable.

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The Godless Girl goes all Mark Twainian in Lies, Damn Lies and Lunatics Part 2, not talking healing claims on faith.

Click here to watch both clips side-by-side.

In clip 1 Bentley speaks of a woman whose legs get beaten like a baseball bat on the stage. In clip 2 he’s telling the same story (you can hear the similar lead-in about “crippled people” and “not one”) but this time it’s a small boy whose legs God says to beat on the stage. So which is it, a male or female? I believe these tall tales are fabricated for theatrics and to give the audience a sense of awe and to gain trust before they step up to be healed. Hardly a  trustworthy man of God!

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Salvador, Brazil

The Tangled Up in Blue Guy has finally seen the light and is now telling atheists to “Stop it” and just go back to being retend believers so we don’t cause offence (or get sarcastic).

It is time for atheists to leave well enough alone.  We’ve had our say, we’ve had our moment in the sun and now it is time to go back to being nice and quiet and let the Christians guard over us, so that we can all live and let live and no one will ever talk about the ways that religion rules our lives unfairly again.

To all Christians I apologize for being so uppity. I promise to be good.  My hat is in my hand, and excuse me while I go to the back of the bus and get off at my stop and hope that none of you are dishonored again by having to look at me.

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Good Grief! The Unrepentant Old Hippy is unconvinced that the timing of Obama’s last T.V. special, which pre-empted the airing of Charlie Brown’s Christmas special was a Muslim plot. Silly girl.

Russell Wiseman, mayor(!) of Arlington, Tennessee, claimed that Obama’s speech on Afghanistan this week was deliberately timed to block the airing of “A Charlie Brown Christmas”…. because he’s a Muslim. No, I’m not kidding:

The mayor of a suburban Memphis city accused President Barack Obama of deliberately timing his speech about the war in Afghanistan this week to block the airing of the “Peanuts” Christmas television special.

According to The Commercial Appeal, Arlington Mayor Russell Wiseman posted the statements on his Facebook page and said the president is Muslim.

Blag Hag tackles Tim Tebow’s Well versed and video’s face. She writes:

This isn’t about censoring Christians so that they can never talk about their faith. There is a time and place for such discussions, and representing a public university in college football is not it. This is about illustrating that you’re rewarded for expressing your Christianity, but everyone who disagrees better keep it to themselves. Christians are a privileged group, and crying “Oppression!” as loudly as they can doesn’t change the facts.

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Greta Christina is one of the best godless bloggers around. She wonders what a truly metaphorical religion would be like

I was debating the other day with a believer who was getting bent out of shape about how religion was just a story people found comforting. People didn’t have to believe religion was literally true for it to make a difference in their lives, he insisted. So why was I being so intolerant and mean and trying to take it away? And it suddenly struck me:

The version of religion he’s talking about?

It’s Trekkies.


Anyway, that’s my little Carnival of Godlessness. Hope you liked it. So, lets have some music!

Dr. Jim’s Thinking Shop: Deluxe Windbaggery Our Speciality!

Got a comment a couple days ago from a certain Mr/Mrs/Ms. “Anonymous” to a post I made on April 19 telling me I’m a windbag. Good to see Anon. is a regular reader!

It was actually a damn good little post. Too bad it took 8 months for anyone to actually read it!  Basically the post was about a lengthy exchange I was having with some  Christians in the local newspaper. At one point I was called a “militant” atheist. So my post was reporting on my just-published reply. Here is that with one of theattention grabbing, crusading pictures I found so I can wallow in my militant glory.

Andrew Joosse calls me “militant” for criticizing religion. Militant people carry guns and throw bombs. I wrote to my local newspaper. Luckily, I didn’t use upper-case letters for emphasis or Lethbridge might get a reputation as a terrorist haven.

christian-soldier

A gun shop, perhaps the one from where the noted militant, Dr. Jim,
bought his deadly lap-top that has been striking common sense into the
sleepy town of Lethbridge .

My views are said to confirm Augustine’s claim that Christians do not base belief on reason but rather believe in order to understand. OK, so Augustine was happy with a circular argument and a bit of special pleading that seemingly protects his views from criticism and self-doubt. I’m glad Mr. Joosse and I had the opportunity to clear that up.

I do not question many Christians’ charitable nature or work for world peace but the same can be said of Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Wiccans, agnostics, and atheists. My real point is that religions get undeserved preferential treatment. For example, organized religions enjoy special laws allowing them to issue tax receipts for donations, regardless of whether the money is put to any real humanitarian end. This is unfairly denied to other groups.

To illustrate the Christian sense of “true religion”, Mr. Joosse employs a verse from the biblical prophet Micah that advocates doing justice and humbly walking with one’s god. We get a different perspective on it if we flip ahead several pages in the Bible to the prophet Malachi, who accuses poverty stricken Judeans of stealing from God by skimping on their tithes, offerings and sacrifices to the temple.  Some biblical passages are simply timeless.

After this, I tore into another letter (by Brock Schuler) to the same editor that cried a few crocodile tears for the atheists who don’t know what they are missing and declaring that religion is inherently valuable. Oh yeah, he added that atheists are just bitter.

I find it unfortunate when people refer to faith in derogatory ways when it has so much to offer. Faith provides foundations for morals and gives hope.

…I feel sorry for the naturalist / secularlist / scientist that has nothing to believe in. I find belief in God essential for my personal and spiritual development, even my intellectual development.

So I challenged him on a few points. Anyway, here is what Mr/Mrs/Ms. “Anonymous” has to say 8 months later in the comments:

You are a windbag. You’re an arrogant fool who likes attention and the idea that he is somehow a crusader for truth and liberty. I’m not a christian and to me you look ridiculous. Stop embarassing yourself.

Stolen from http://lauren-and-justin.blogspot.com

Well, I suppose one way to not embarrass myself is to post insults anonymously, but what would that achieve? Of course, Anon is keeping his/her name out of circulation simply out of modesty. We must not assume that this is just a surf-by insult. No, Anon is too dignified to stoop to that.

OK, so some uber-modest self-professed non-Christian jackass (I’ll bet he is a Christian, though, and is lying through his freakin’ teeth) thinks I’m embarrassing myself by stating my opinion. Well la-de-da.  Why the fuck is it any concern or hers? At least in my original post I was attacking ideas, not just hurling insults. If our nameless dipwit can’t see the point of satire on the internet perhaps there is a rock he can find that needs crawling under.

And now, back to regular programming, militant crusading.

Dr. Jim’s Makes the Top 10 in the Bible Blogging Battle for the heart, minds and souls of Blogdom!

The October rankings for the top Bible Blogs are in and Dr. Jim’s Thinking Shop has made it into the Ten Ten at number 8!

Whoot!

happydance

Last month I was #16, and before that 69, or thereabouts.

The rankings are determined by Alexa, which works by… oh hell, I haven’t a clue, but I suspect Jim West and Joel Watts have shares in the company.

Here is the breakdown of the top 10 according to Ale

Rank Prev. + / - Blogger Blog Name Alexa Ranking
1 1 - Jim West Jim West 70,585
2 2 - Joel L. Watts Church of Jesus Christ, The 94,324
3 3 - Matt Dabbs Kingdom Living 226,058
4 36 32 Jeremy Thompson Free Old Testament Audio Website Blog 239,040
5 5 - Mark Goodacre NT Blog 266,552
6 20 14 Ferrell Jenkins Ferrell’s Travel Blog 269,277
7 15 8 John Hobbins Ancient Hebrew Poetry 279,443
8 16 8 Jim Linville Dr Jim’s Thinking Shop and Tea Room 280,504
9 4 -5 Jeff Oien Scripture Zealot 285,934
10 28 18 Stephen Smuts Biblical Paths 291,969

surprise

I feel like the token heathen, but what the heck?

SO, LET’S CELEBRATE!

I haven’t posted a Slinky Jazz Babe on this blog for ages. I when ever my Technorati rank jumped I would celebrate by encouraging all my readers to buy all the albums of one of my favourite jazz vocalists. Technorati has been gibbeled and gefucked for weeks now, so I ignore it. But now I have a new reason to party.

AMANDA MARTINEZ

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Amanda Martinez is an award winning Latin Jazz singer from Toronto (of Mexican and S. African ancestry). She is also very brainy. Here is a bit from her bio:

Although she spent her school years studying classical piano and ballet, Amanda obtained an undergraduate degree in biology and later completed her master’s degree in international business. It was only after her first year as associate director of finance at one of Canada’s leading banks that she made the decision to pursue music professionally. Over the last 3 years (2007-2009) Amanda was nominated Latin Jazz Artist of the Year at Canada’s National Jazz Awards. Her debut album “Sola” won Best World Music, selling over 6000 copies and becoming Toronto’s top selling indie release.

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She has a new album out too, but I haven’t seen it in the shops yet (not that there are many music shops in Lethbridge in which to see it… Just a little HMV with not a great collection of Jazz at all, and Fudger Shop which is even worse.

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Badge War Resumes Again!

Ok, the first rounds of the badge war ended several days ago with Jim West getting the last badge in. One should not take that as a victory. See here for the first 5. West’s last feeble attempt was to claim that my key to his mythical door on truth wouldn’t work. Alas, a cold and lots of marking and reality (ugh) got in the way of a speedy response.

So here is West’s latest handiwork,

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My response after the break.

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Updates on Secular Biblical Studies Page

Just a quick note to say that there have been a few updates on the Secular Biblical Studies Page. All this stuff is not in a regular post. Just look for the big yellow and blue box for the link.

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Now, there has been some uproar on the biblioblogging sphere (or is it more of a pancake?) about all this secularism of late. It all started when I made a Secular Bible Blog Badge:

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Jim West corrupted this in his usual dilettantesque way to get the following which he duly posted on his “blog“.

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To which I responded thusly:

believersbibleblog2At which point Dr. West got his knickers in a twist, and produced this idol, claiming that us non-believin’ folk can’t understand the Bible.

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Ah, but we are clever little ducks, aren’t we?

KeybadgeYes we are!