Seventh Day Creationists Petition the Teaching of Reality. Hopefully La Sierra will evolve into a real university.

La Sierra University in California, a Seventh Day Adventist institution, is facing a a bit of a mutiny of the faithful because some of its science faculty are teaching evolution in biology classes without including sections on the “Truth”™, i.e., creationism.  Needless to say (but I will anyway) Dr. Jim thinks La Sierra should dump the religion and teach the science.

According to the Press-Enterprise:

More than 5,600 people from around the country have signed an online petition that will be presented to the La Sierra University board of trustees at its Nov. 12 meeting. It states that creation occurred in six 24-hour days, expresses concern that evolution is presented as fact in Adventist universities and calls for the universities to explicitly inform students and parents how evolution is taught.

The ultimate goal of the petition drive is to require Adventist teaching on creation in La Sierra biology classes, said Shane Hilde, the Beaumont man and La Sierra graduate spearheading the petition drive. If that doesn’t happen, petition supporters may push La Sierra to disassociate itself from the Seventh-day Adventist Church, he said.


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Of course, the university administration is caught, not wanting to compromise the school’s reputation with the non-anti-intellectuals in the world, and maintaining the denominational ties. The article also reports that Hilde is ” looking into allegations of pro-evolution biases at other Adventist universities”.

“Pro-evolution biases”? Holy chattering clam-lips, Batfuck! We can’t have 150 years of intensive scientific research by tens of thousands of highly educated people using the most sophisticated tools in the world create ‘biases’ in the study of Biology! That would be terrible! Oh the Humanity!

(ed. note: That was an editorial)

Long Lost Relatives  Kind of annoying, actually.
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The petition does not call for the dismissal of the three La Sierra biology professors who are at the center of the storm. But Hilde said “that ultimately is what happens in these situations.” What a fucking self righteous asshole.

“I would blame the administration for hiring people like this,” he said.

Lee Greer, one of the three targeted professors, declined to comment publicly. In an e-mail, Professor L. Lee Grismer called the matter a “minor controversy” and declined to discuss it further. Professor Gary Bradley did not return phone calls. In September, Bradley told the Web site Inside Higher Ed that he will not denounce or contradict evolutionary theory in his class.

University spokesman Larry Becker declined to reveal the professors’ religious affiliations. About 90 percent of La Sierra’s professors are Adventist, he said. Only Adventists are granted tenure.

“People like this”. My shattered nerves. I really do feel sorry for the profs involved. If they were hired on the agreement that they could teach according to accepted science, then it is a damn cruel thing to change rules after the fact. Hopefully they will be able to find employment at a real university soon, and they won’t have to play with these clowns anymore.

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According to the newspaper, in view of the protests, La Sierra now forces all biology majors to take a seminar on Seventh Day creationist doctrine that includes creation in six 24 hour days. The story doesn’t say if they subscribe to a young earth. Now, apparently there is no move to stop the teaching of evolution per se, but to merely acknowledge in class that it doesn’t fit with church doctrines. Well, whoopdie doo. Scientific facts qualified are facts denied. There is no controversy to teach and the conclusions of scientific experimentation do not constitute a “world-view” as Hilde would have it.  La Sierra’s president, Randal Wisbey, didn’t want to interviewed.

In a written statement, he said, “We expect that students will be introduced to the prevailing scientific views within a supportive classroom environment that values the Seventh-day Adventist Church’s contribution to the understanding of biblical creation.”

What a load of diplomatic hooey. Where is the value on the academics that lie behind the “prevailing scientific views”? Does this guy want to run La Sierra as a university or a church?

Worldwide Adventist Church President Jan Paulsen addressed the evolution controversy in June by calling on all Adventist university professors to advocate church teaching that creation occurred during six 24-hour days.

“Faith is certainly not subject to the findings of science,” he wrote.

Paulsen’s got it freaking backwards.

The finding of science–or history,  anthropology,  religious studies or biblical studies, for that matter-are not subject to faith.

Finally, one clever species of Catfish decided to leave the water for good, vowing never to return.
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This kind of thing really pisses me off, and only reinforces my belief that universities that answer to religious belief first and not to the conclusions of advanced research that is subject to open scrutiny are not true universities and should be shunned, blacklisted and mocked by academics around the world. If a school wants to teach science, then teach it, don’t water it down with religion or make excuses for it. If they want to teach religion, then fine, but don’t pretend to be giving your students a good education in  something else.

I feel the same way about the study of the Bible, too. Regardless of what seminaries, churches, Bible schools and Sunday Schools teach about it, it is also a subject for secular research into the history of human thought and behaviour. This secular approach to learning ABOUT religion is diametrically opposed to the teaching that any one body of religious teachings represent “truth”.

Hopefully, the board of governors will put academics ahead of appeasing the anti-intellectuals in the Church, and if that means breaking its ties with the Church, so be it. The students will be the ones to benefit.

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Carrie Prejean, A Cat Fight, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Ceiling Cat is watching you…

Well, its Friday, I’ve just about survived the cold, swine flu, or whatever the hell it was that was trying to kill me for the past 10 days or so, and so, I’m back to my old tricks, and its time for some good old smut and opinions here on the Thinkings Shop!

How about Carrie Prejean, eh? You shoot your mouth off about good old ungay family values and get pitched from a nice, family oriented body-rating contest, sue the jerks and next thing you know your home videos of you skronking yourself show up and you have to abandon the suit. And then you are off the bill of some Religiously Right function in New Jersey.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Carrie Prejean!
Of course, abandoning her suits, dresses and most other items of attire sort of comes naturally to her, doesn’t it?



Carrie modelling halloween costumes.




Carrie. At least mostly clothed. No telling where her hands are, though.

Defender of the Family


Now, I wonder what Bill and George’s excellent adventure was. Did it involve Ms. Prejean? Was there any Whippanying going on? Wait a while, the tapes are likely to surface soon enough!


Anyhoo, it seems that Prejean was suing the Miss California USA Pageant that dumped her for mor than a million bucks after he ant-gay marriage remarks, but then a tape magically appeared of Prejean enjoying her own company. TMZ reports that the movie is pretty racy, but the buggers haven’t posted it so you will have to use your imagination (presumably she was, too).

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let’s just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.

We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing.

Oh well. Shit happens.

But really, how the hell did the pageant’s lawyers get the darn tape? And why can’t I have a copy? How many did Prejean distribute? Was it an ex-boyfriend out for revenge, and decided to give the tape to the lawyers? If so, will he be selling it to the highest bidders? Inquiring perverts want to know!


From Zaius Nation blog.

Another report has it that Prejean denied that it was her on the tape until the lawyer zoomed in on her face (no report on what was zooming in on before).

Now, Prejean was supposed to appear (in clothes, presumably) at an anti-Gay Defenders of the Family function in Whippany N. J. She is no longer appearing, clothed or otherwise. No word on who dumped who.

Well, there is a biblical way of understanding Prejean’s undoing and her various doings…

“Why do you strain at the gay in your neighbour’s bed and ignore the unreimbursed boobjob,  dildo, and camera, in your own!”

Gay Marriage Miss CaliforniaCarrie, reading the operating manual.


In related news: It would seem that it’s a tough world, that of the beauty queen. This according to the Huffington Post via Jim West, who has probably been beat up by many women. H.P. reports how Miss England, Rachel Christie, recently got into a brawl in a bar with another pageant winner, Miss Manchester, Sara Beverley Jones. Christie lost her crown and has withdrawn from another pageant. No word on who won the fight, or if Jones is now Miss England.


Photo from UK Today News


In related news: Researchers at Duke University in North Carolina are undertaking a study on sex toys. Again, I found out about this from Jim West, the purient little weirdo that he is… The main story comes from the paper, the News Observer.

For much of October, researchers recruited female Duke students to take part in a “sexually explicit” study on Tupperware-style parties in which sex toys, not kitchenware, are the draw.

The ads, which were posted around campus and on a research study Web site, sought female students at least 18 years old to “view sex toys and engage in sexually explicit conversation with other female Duke students.”

Needless to say, this has got some folks a little hot under the clerical collar. Father Joe Vetter is particularly steamy.

“I’m concerned about promiscuity also,” Vetter said. “And to be honest, I don’t have the solution. … My concern is these students are in this developmental phase, and I don’t think it’s a good developmental practice to just tell somebody to just sit around and masturbate. I don’t think that promotes relationships.”

Vetter hopes to take up the topic on Sunday with students. He wrote for the Sunday bulletin: “Can We Talk About Sex in Church?”


Well, if people starting having sex in church they would probably be asked to leave. You can’t please some people!

Well, talking about sex in church sounds like fun, doesn’t it? And given the number of Catholic clergy that do more than talk about sex, in church or other places, one wonders what the hell Vetter hopes to accomplish other than the get the thrill of talking about forbidden fruit in church. The Catholic church is chockfull of clerical prejeaners, some with cameras and some not. Given their enforced celibacy, the coverups of sex scandals, anti-safe sex policies and their obsessiveness with other people’s bedroom, the virginity of Mary, Jesus and who knows who else, why the hell should anyone listen to what Vetter has to say about anything. Let him stew in his own “Covenant Spice” juices.

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Dr. Jim Puts Down Dawkins’ New Book

Yup, I’ve finished it. It’s a pretty darn good read, too.

DawkinsShowThe book is intended to provide evidence for evolution, but I doubt any true believer in the opposite positions will be convinced. No matter, it gives people with confidence in people’s ability to educate themselves a lot to think about, and a fairly easy to understand overview of the many different kinds of evidence for a very old and ever-changing life on this planet.

I’m not much of a science guy, but I really like fossils and so forth, and it was interesting to read Dawkins explaining how evolution can be demonstrated without relying on fossils at all. There are all kinds of other proofs, from comparison of living species to DNA analysis.

I appreciated the bits on protein folding and Origami. It was pretty fascinating stuff.

What I really liked was the descriptions of some of the different kinds of experiments that show evolution happening, e.g.,  balancing sexual selections with predation levels in guppies. Guppettes like their men brightly coloured but such dedicated followers of fashion tend to get eaten a lot. With high levels of predation, the gentle-fish that survived to pass on their genes were well camouflaged and this influenced the whole male population in several generations. Where there was no predation, the males were eventually became more flamboyantly coloured.

Here is a cool website I found this morning: 12 Elegant Examples of Evolution And there are some more guppies.

Not a guppy. Tiktaalik Image: Ted Daeschler / Nature

I should say that I was originally a bit put out by Dawkins likening creationists to holocaust deniers. I don’t think the vast majority of evolution-deniers are evil, wicked or hateful. They are just wrong. Yet, I do see his point, and my initial resistance has faded.

Why should historians of the twentieth century have to keep defending the fact that the Holocaust happened against a minority that refuses to accept what has happened? There probably are more creationists trying to get science degrees than there are holocaust deniers trying to get history degrees.

Similarly, why should Religious Studies profs have to keep going over the need for a secular approach to religion? Religions cover the tracks of their own origins sometimes rather blatantly, denying that events happened, etc. to push the traditional myths of revelation and so forth (e.g., the origins of the Book of Mormon). Oh well, that is a topic for a different rant.

Anyway, if you want a good read on evolution, give Dawkins’ new one a read. Unless you know the field already, you will learn lots and it is rather well written.

Now, what is my next non-work related read?

It’s this: The First Fossil Hunters: Palaeontology in greek and Roman Times by Adrienne Mayor, who collects a lot of evidence of Greco-Roman fascination with fossils. Just started it, and it looks like a fun read.

Now, all of this evolution stuff reminds me. I need a new Know Yer Nuts article! And I know just the right bunch to feature! Stay tuned!

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Protocols of the Elders of Zion: Public Professor

It’s been a while since I posted the Public Professor columns from the Lethbridge Herald. They even stopped putting them online, too (Grrr).

Anyway, here is the latest by yours truly from last Saturday.

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion: the old lie.

One of the most insidious documents produced in the 20th century was the “Protocols of the Elders of Zion”, a cornerstone in the anti-Semitic library. It purports to contain the speeches of a Jewish leader of a conspiracy controlling the world’s banks, industry, governments, and press. The book is a plagiarized forgery, but this has not stopped it enjoying a huge audience willing to believe its patent untruths.

In the brief book, the leader of a Jewish conspiracy recounts the twenty four “protocols” or facets of a global conspiracy that stretched back over centuries. He claims the conspiracy invented the features of the late 19th century European world that brought so much promise and misery. Free speech sowed dissent. Communism and capitalism were both part of the plot. The theory of evolution, alcoholism and pornography were tools to distract and disrupt. Political upheaval ensured that the Elders’ enemies were divided and conquered. Education and the press were controlled; memory and history selectively erased and manipulated.

The book reformulates earlier fears that the rapidly modernizing and changing world was actually run by a secret organization; sometimes imagined to be an alliance of occultists and Free Masons, although Jews were also sometimes implicated. In the 19th century, the role Jews played in these fantasies increased to the point where the Masons were seen to be but pawns in their hands.

In the mid 1800s, the French author Eugene Sue wrote a novel called The Mysteries of the People in which Jesuit monks plotted against the world. This story was adapted by Maurice Joly in 1864 in a political pamphlet called “Dialogue in Hell Between Machiavelli and Montesquieu” that mocked the ambitions of French ruler Napoleon III. Neither writer mentions Jews. Protocols also bears the influence of a chapter in the anti-Semitic writer Hermann Goedsche’s novel, Biarritz.

With calls for drastic reform and social upheaval sweeping Czarist Russia at the turn of the twentieth century, Joly’s pamphlet was rewritten to deflect bitterness onto Russia’s Jews, who were already badly mistrusted and mistreated. Thus, Protocols was born. Instrumental in this was Sergei Nilus, who had connections at the Russian court. He produced his own version of the Protocols as a chapter in a book he published in 1905, and it was this version that spread around the world in a myriad of translations and editions. Its plagiarized origins were exposed in the early 1920s, but that hardly slowed its sales.

1934 U.S. edition, photo from Wikipedia


Among its avid readers was Adolph Hitler who praised it in his own book of 1925/26, Mein Kampf. Henry Ford serialized it in his anti-Semitic newspaper, the Dearborn Independent. Also influenced by the book was Major C. H. Douglas, whose Social Credit financial policies were meant to counter the influence of a perceived international financial conspiracy. Through Social Credit, the notorious forgery has strong Canadian and Alberta connections.

From Wikipedia


In the 1940s, Social Credit MP for Wetaskiwin, Norman Jaques, tried reading the Protocols in the House of Commons. Lethbridge MP John Horne Blackmore (MP 1935-58) was considered by many as subscribing to belief in a Jewish world conspiracy, although he denied any feelings of anti-Semitism. The Quebec Social Credit Party newspaper actually printed the Protocols. Alberta’s Social Credit government in the 1930s and ‘40s were often accused of anti-Semitism. While Premiers Aberhart and Manning made no accusations against Jews, the provincial party’s newspaper often did not. When Manning finally suppressed the anti-Semitic voices in the Alberta party after WW II, he was accused by some of selling out the party’s principles to Zionism.


"Bible Bill" Aberhart, radio preacher and Social Credit Premier of Alberta. Photo from the Glenbow Museum's archives of cartoons by Stewart Cameron



A good book about this infamous forgery is A Rumor about the Jews by Stephen Eric Bronner (St. Martin’s Press, 2000).

This site has a number of resources on the Protocols.

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Christian Ethics Lesson #1 by Jim West. Turn the Other Cheek

After “exposing” Scott Bailey of Scotteriology’s mishap with PowerPoint during a service (apparently, some of Scot’s “personal” pictures got mixed in with the more churchy ones, Jim West is proudly showing off photos of a project he did during seminary on “Ethical Evangelism in a Prophetic Context. Know the signs”.


Not only did West get an “A” on that assignment, and publish his findings in a paper called “Why doth the Heathen Rage?”, he got most of his data for his thesis, “Getting both cheeks slapped, a quick how-to guide”, and he got a glorious idea for a post-doc project on eschatology: “Left Behind, getting it anti-christly kicked. Another how to guide”.

Dr. Jim’s Makes the Top 10 in the Bible Blogging Battle for the heart, minds and souls of Blogdom!

The October rankings for the top Bible Blogs are in and Dr. Jim’s Thinking Shop has made it into the Ten Ten at number 8!



Last month I was #16, and before that 69, or thereabouts.

The rankings are determined by Alexa, which works by… oh hell, I haven’t a clue, but I suspect Jim West and Joel Watts have shares in the company.

Here is the breakdown of the top 10 according to Ale

Rank Prev. + / – Blogger Blog Name Alexa Ranking
1 1 Jim West Jim West 70,585
2 2 Joel L. Watts Church of Jesus Christ, The 94,324
3 3 Matt Dabbs Kingdom Living 226,058
4 36 32 Jeremy Thompson Free Old Testament Audio Website Blog 239,040
5 5 Mark Goodacre NT Blog 266,552
6 20 14 Ferrell Jenkins Ferrell’s Travel Blog 269,277
7 15 8 John Hobbins Ancient Hebrew Poetry 279,443
8 16 8 Jim Linville Dr Jim’s Thinking Shop and Tea Room 280,504
9 4 -5 Jeff Oien Scripture Zealot 285,934
10 28 18 Stephen Smuts Biblical Paths 291,969


I feel like the token heathen, but what the heck?


I haven’t posted a Slinky Jazz Babe on this blog for ages. I when ever my Technorati rank jumped I would celebrate by encouraging all my readers to buy all the albums of one of my favourite jazz vocalists. Technorati has been gibbeled and gefucked for weeks now, so I ignore it. But now I have a new reason to party.



Amanda Martinez is an award winning Latin Jazz singer from Toronto (of Mexican and S. African ancestry). She is also very brainy. Here is a bit from her bio:

Although she spent her school years studying classical piano and ballet, Amanda obtained an undergraduate degree in biology and later completed her master’s degree in international business. It was only after her first year as associate director of finance at one of Canada’s leading banks that she made the decision to pursue music professionally. Over the last 3 years (2007-2009) Amanda was nominated Latin Jazz Artist of the Year at Canada’s National Jazz Awards. Her debut album “Sola” won Best World Music, selling over 6000 copies and becoming Toronto’s top selling indie release.


She has a new album out too, but I haven’t seen it in the shops yet (not that there are many music shops in Lethbridge in which to see it… Just a little HMV with not a great collection of Jazz at all, and Fudger Shop which is even worse.


Darwinism and Its Ideological Distortions: Lecture in Lethbridge


Darwin, from U. of L. site


The Annual Tagg Yoshida Lecture in Liberal Education this year will be by

Dr. David J. Depew

Darwinism and Its Ideological Distortions

7:00 p.m., Thursday, Nov. 12

Viewing Gallery, Sir Alexander Galt Museum

What Darwinism is really about is not always clearly understood. When transferred to the social sphere, Darwinism gave rise to important distortions, such as discourses about class, race, and, since the 1970s, gender. Yet, Darwinism prizes difference and individuality, so that the real lesson of Darwinism is to precisely eliminate the thinking about “essences” or collective categories such as race, class, and gender.

Dr. Depew is a professor of Communication Studies and Rhetoric of Inquiry at the University of Iowa.  Recent articles and book chapters include The Rhetoric of the Origin of Species andConsequence Etiology and Biological Teleology in Aristotle and Darwinism.

A public reception will follow.

The Tagg-Yoshida lecture underscores the importance of liberal education to Canadian Society.  Each year a speaker is invited who has not only made significant contributions in his or her area of academic study, but as well, significant contributions to our shared public interest.  Dr. Depew’s lecture is in conjunction with the Darwin Symposium (information can be found at being held at the University of Lethbridge on November 12-14, 2009, and is co-sponsored by the following University of Lethbridge departments: The President’s Office, Dean’s Office (Arts and Science), Faculty of Education, Faculty of Fine Arts, The School of Health Sciences, and the Department of Philosophy.


Defining Dawwinism

This lecture is in conjunction with the Defining Darwinism: One Hundred and Fifty Years of Debate symposium being held at the University of Lethbridge on November 12-14, 2009 (symposium information can be located at

Ever since Charles Darwin published On the Origin of Species in 1859 scholars have been unceasingly involved in exploring the various implications of the theory of natural selection. In addition to the several distinct possible conceptions of this idea in the biological sphere, the notion of a changing world influenced by natural selection has also found applications in the social sciences (e.g., social Darwinism, sociobiology) as well as in the physicochemical sciences (e.g., thermodynamics, self-organization). Much more than a mere biological theory, Darwinism has rapidly become a dynamic, multi-dimensional, and evolving research entity with near-universal implications for science, a context which has in turn subjected it to various ideological, epistemological, and metaphysical influences. One hundred and fifty years after Darwin’s original publication, it is still now not entirely clear what Darwinism is all about. The aim of this meeting is to reflect upon the nature of the complex and changing research entity known as Darwinism.


All of the above is shamelessly reproduced, adapted and stolen from the promotional material…

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Badge War Resumes Again!

Ok, the first rounds of the badge war ended several days ago with Jim West getting the last badge in. One should not take that as a victory. See here for the first 5. West’s last feeble attempt was to claim that my key to his mythical door on truth wouldn’t work. Alas, a cold and lots of marking and reality (ugh) got in the way of a speedy response.

So here is West’s latest handiwork,



My response after the break.


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Best Book of Samuel Cartoon EVER! Far Left Side Rules!


It doesn't get any better than this, biblically speaking.

That’s Biblical Family Feud!


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Recommended Reading in Philosophy of Religion?


Free Thinker

Any ideas what a freethinking club might want to start reading in this area? I’ve been asked to suggest some titles but as far as philosophy goes, I’m a better hardware salesman… I’ve suggested David Hume’s Dialouges and B. Russel’s Why I am not a christian.


Any others?